Help me to simulate the year 2012

I wake up by my magic device’s alarm sound. What is this magic device? Oh, it is a device and if you follow up, you will find out why I call it a magic device. One of the features of this device is that it works with voice commands. When I wake up, all I need to say is “Alarm Off” then the device will shut the alarm down. Then by saying my favorite radio stations’ names, my favorite radio station will be broadcasted from my magic device. While I am listening to the news, I go to the bathroom (of course I take my device with me). Then I just need to say “turn the shower on” it will be turned on. I test the water to see if it is cold or hot, I can tell my device “Warmer”, it will sent the signal to the tap and the tap will turn a little to the left. Now it is time to shave my face after my shower. While I am shaving my face, I can listen to my favorite songs by saying “Play (song’s name)” then my device will search that song from Internet and will play it. While I am preparing my breakfast I can chat with my friends. I just need to say “Who is Online”, then my device will call all my online friends. Next, I say the one’s name whom I want to chat with. Then, whatever I say will be transmitted to my friend as a text, and what my friend sent me as a text, my device will convert it to voice for me. I also can turn the TV on and switch it to my favorite channel. When I leave the house, I set the house alarm and lock the door by my device.  Now I am getting in my car. I do not have any key, what I need to do is to say “open the car’s door” then I say “start the car”. I want to listen to the traffic report; I just need to say “traffic report” then my device will turn the car’s radio to the traffic report station. Also I need directions to my destination. My device will navigate to the address that I mention. I forgot to mention, when it is sunny, my device will charge up its battery. Yes, it is using solar power as well. Now it is time to park the car and turn the car off. I say “turn the car off”, my device will confirm it by asking me “are you sure you want to turn the car off?” and if I repeat “turn the car off”, it will turn the care off. I get out of the car and say “Lock the car”, now my car is off. I need to get my bag from the trunk, I say “open the trunk”, now it is opened.